This morning I received a phone call from President Elect Barack Obama.

Which was ironic because I was wearing my Obama t-shirt while drinking from my HOPE mug.

Anyways, he has placed me on his cabinet as the Attorney of Public Affection and Greetings. I am honored by his nomination. For my first motion as APAG, effective immediately, when greeting anyone who have dinned with on more than one occasion, you must kiss on the mouth.